Keep It In Your Pants

       Today is a day that was designed to give me things to complain about. I will take advantage of this opportunity to speak about one thing in particular. There are people who consider themselves to be "men" because they can have sex with a lot of different girls, and they simply aren't. It isn't a "manly" thing to do; it's not respectable; it isn't classy.

       I'm not a saint, and I won't say that I have never had sex with a girl that I wasn't in a relationship with, because I certainly have. I allowed myself to do that one time, and I recognize that as a mistake. I didn't show respect for myself and my actions showed even less respect for the girl, and that was shitty of me. That being said, I am still going to point out the things that are wrong with casual sex.

       Sex is, in my opinion, a thing that should be reserved for a relationship. It doesn't mean anything without love, and thus, it is a waste of time. Feelings get hurt, and the involved generally discuss the happening with their friends. Those friends spread the news to other friends, and soon enough, several social circles are buzzing with news of your most recent dick-placement location. Gossip is a disgusting thing, and it is spread by disgusting people. 

       Diseases are an issue. In the town that I am living in right now, STDs and STIs are everywhere. We're already people, and consequentially, we are already diseased. Why would we go out and collect more? If you don't know the person you're having sex with, you don't know where they've been. For all you know, you might be putting your most vital organ in a position of extreme danger. As a man, I do admit that my penis is one of my best friends. I wouldn't want to insert it into anything that has not been verified to be free of infection. In an ideal world, I would ask for paperwork; a voucher of some kind. 

        The third point that I will make is this: As a guy, I understand that men are disgusting creatures. Guys that go out and use girls are easily some of the most arrogant, selfish pricks that humanity has to offer. These Grade-A douche bags.. There's really only so much that can be said about them. They are not men, because men show respect. Men have class. They are boys, and that can be very clearly seen by the way they conduct themselves. As I said before, I'm not going to be dishonest and claim that I have never been the guy to have sex outside a relationship. I did not act appropriately, and I have since apologized to the girl. 

        Why do we act this way? The answer is very simple: We are, as a race, very sexually driven animals. It's instinct. It isn't shameful to enjoy sex, but as intelligent beings (some of us), we ought to know better and be able to exercise some fucking self control. 

        Guys: If you don't plan to tell her that you love her, then keep your dick behind your zipper.

        Girls: Don't let a penis near you if you don't feel emotion for the person that wields it.

        Stop exhibiting such cunty behavior, and act right. Don't act like the same kind of human garbage that you claim to not want to associate with. Don't be a hypocrite. If you're reading this and you have that moment in which you realize that you're the person that this blog is talking about, then knock that shit off. 

Tune in next time.

Allow Me To Introduce Myself

Hello there, Readers!
       If you're reading this, it probably means that you're a part of the human race. You are a living, breathing person with emotions and feelings. You have deluded yourself into thinking that you're special and you have been tricked by society into thinking that there is hope for you. You have hobbies and interests and fears. You have friends, or at the very least, you think that you do. You have a family and with that family, you sit down every night and watch television or eat dinner and say nothing of any significance. If you don't have a family, you are alone, and you are either content with your solitude or you long for company.
       Now that we have established that you are a human being; fuck you. You are not special and you do not belong. You are garbage, and so am I. Fuck me too.
       This blog is going to be updated as often as I can update it, and will revolve around all the reasons that we, as a species, as a society, and as individuals, are absolutely worthless. Thank you for your time, but it's not like you were planning to do anything productive anyway, you disgusting piece of shit.

~Dominic